Bodrapflan Cimveenapp is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, uncaring bear.

Bodrapflan Cimveenapp created the Cigar Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodrapflan Cimveenapp, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bodrapflan Cimveenapp, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bodrapflan Cimveenapp's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Bodrapflan Cimveenapp's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry pigs.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. You must pray to Bodrapflan Cimveenapp three times a day.

5. Do not cook food in pots.