Habhadbid is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-knowing ferret.

Habhadbid created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Habhadbid, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Habhadbid, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Habhadbid's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Habhadbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs yellow.

2. Never go into blue rooms.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Put Habhadbid first in all things.

5. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.