Higflanstig is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, moody hamster.

Higflanstig created matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Higflanstig, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Higflanstig, she will make you grow a tail.

Higflanstig's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Higflanstig's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Higflanstig.

2. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always obey Higflanstig's priests.