Zodflagrot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, sapient sheep.

Zodflagrot created a charm quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Zodflagrot, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zodflagrot, it will turn you into a rat.

Zodflagrot's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Zodflagrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never mention gulls.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Hide if three mites approach from the east.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.