Gunsigdissid is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sapient donkey.

Gunsigdissid created gold two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunsigdissid, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gunsigdissid, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gunsigdissid's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Gunsigdissid's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of cats.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Do not covet oxen.