Nelbigbad is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, effective bee.

Nelbigbad created a down quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelbigbad, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nelbigbad, she will send minions to preach to you.

Nelbigbad's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Nelbigbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head indigo.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never look at black holes.