Janruttham is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, prudent parrot.

Janruttham created life eight million years ago.

If you believe in Janruttham, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Janruttham, it will cry a lot.

Janruttham's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Janruttham's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not dye your hair violet.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.