Tentinsand is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, boastful fairy.

Tentinsand created energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Tentinsand, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tentinsand, she will throw large rocks at you.

Tentinsand's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Tentinsand's Holy Commandments

1. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Worship no other gods but Tentinsand.