Parkxingedriljenbunpopkab is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, resourceful lobster.

Parkxingedriljenbunpopkab created an up quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parkxingedriljenbunpopkab, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Parkxingedriljenbunpopkab, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Parkxingedriljenbunpopkab's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Parkxingedriljenbunpopkab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not eat parsnips.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always wear brown.

5. Respect your elders.