Nutkabkin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, vain salamander.

Nutkabkin created snails five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutkabkin, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nutkabkin, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nutkabkin's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Nutkabkin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

4. Erect three nickel sculptures of Nutkabkin on top of important buildings.

5. Never eat wheat.