Litpodvin is a god.

It takes the form of a large, able walrus.

Litpodvin created oxygen nine million years ago.

If you believe in Litpodvin, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Litpodvin, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Litpodvin's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Litpodvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill ducks.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always help sick doves.

4. Never eat parsnips.

5. Never sing near eagles.