Hamranflab Somwadgom is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, temperamental pigeon.

Hamranflab Somwadgom created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Hamranflab Somwadgom, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hamranflab Somwadgom, he will laugh at you.

Hamranflab Somwadgom's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Hamranflab Somwadgom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about aubergines.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.