Singeppangmit Hotparkgep is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unjust goblin.

Singeppangmit Hotparkgep created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Singeppangmit Hotparkgep, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Singeppangmit Hotparkgep, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Singeppangmit Hotparkgep's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Singeppangmit Hotparkgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick moths.

2. Put Singeppangmit Hotparkgep first in all things.

3. Hide from red foxes for they are unholy.

4. Do not speak about tomatoes.

5. Do not cook food in pots.