Bogomtbell is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, contented dingo.

Bogomtbell created viruses three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogomtbell, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bogomtbell, it will be very unhappy.

Bogomtbell's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Bogomtbell's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven moths approach from the north.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Worship no other gods but Bogomtbell.

4. Always wear violet.

5. You must never eat cucumbers.