Bogbugbot is a god.

She takes the form of a large, impressive fox.

Bogbugbot created the Black Eye Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogbugbot, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bogbugbot, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Bogbugbot's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Bogbugbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed spinach to mites while wearing fawn stockings.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.