Fungebfot is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, slow goat.

Fungebfot created tapeworms four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fungebfot, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fungebfot, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fungebfot's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Fungebfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Do not hurt nematodes.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Retreat if seven mice approach from the east.

5. Never skip in the presence of doves.