Methamrul is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, stupid clam.

Methamrul created dark energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Methamrul, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Methamrul, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Methamrul's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Methamrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always look after injured ducks.

5. Always help sick dogs.