Lanrip is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, passionate aardvark.

Lanrip created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lanrip, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lanrip, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Lanrip's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Lanrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always help sick moths.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.