Bamdanfag Sandpomnil is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciless toad.

Bamdanfag Sandpomnil created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bamdanfag Sandpomnil, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bamdanfag Sandpomnil, he will cry a lot.

Bamdanfag Sandpomnil's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Bamdanfag Sandpomnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never wear white rings.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Never go into turquoise rooms.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.