Zakbigyog is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, witty eagle.

Zakbigyog created water four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zakbigyog, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zakbigyog, he will turn you into a duck.

Zakbigyog's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Zakbigyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat melons.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Do not commit murder.