Badzognart is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, smart dingo.

Badzognart created the Milkyway three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badzognart, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Badzognart, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Badzognart's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Badzognart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about geese.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always help swans.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.