Rullistpagfum is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, intelligent spider.

Rullistpagfum created Europe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullistpagfum, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rullistpagfum, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Rullistpagfum's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Rullistpagfum's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rullistpagfum.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never wear skirts.