Rullarfsugyamgem is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciless shrew.

Rullarfsugyamgem created a quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Rullarfsugyamgem, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rullarfsugyamgem, it will laugh at you.

Rullarfsugyamgem's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Rullarfsugyamgem's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick frogs.

2. Do not eat coconuts.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not hurt great tits.

5. Erect five copper sculptures of Rullarfsugyamgem on top of important buildings.