Baggudveen is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, proud grasshopper.

Baggudveen created an atom two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Baggudveen, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Baggudveen, it will refuse to believe in you.

Baggudveen's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Baggudveen's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Baggudveen.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Never hurt dogs.

5. Never play with disobedient children.