Dudmablargbogcumsidfumneg is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, able jackal.

Dudmablargbogcumsidfumneg created oxygen three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudmablargbogcumsidfumneg, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dudmablargbogcumsidfumneg, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dudmablargbogcumsidfumneg's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Dudmablargbogcumsidfumneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about beans.

2. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always pray immersed in water.