Janmipsom is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-assured unicorn.

Janmipsom created a strange quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Janmipsom, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Janmipsom, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Janmipsom's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Janmipsom's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never go into purple rooms.