Nillcuthommobpidkon Duntagget Cetjabgam is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, all-powerful snake.

Nillcuthommobpidkon Duntagget Cetjabgam created a quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nillcuthommobpidkon Duntagget Cetjabgam, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nillcuthommobpidkon Duntagget Cetjabgam, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Nillcuthommobpidkon Duntagget Cetjabgam's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Nillcuthommobpidkon Duntagget Cetjabgam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not take Nillcuthommobpidkon Duntagget Cetjabgam's name in vain.

5. Always stare at clouds.