Sassagbatfartailzodxin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, slow sheep.

Sassagbatfartailzodxin created vertebrates three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sassagbatfartailzodxin, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sassagbatfartailzodxin, she will laugh at you.

Sassagbatfartailzodxin's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Sassagbatfartailzodxin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dolphins.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Hide if seven nematodes approach from the north.

4. Sassagbatfartailzodxin must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Fast once a month.