Yar is a god.

He takes the form of a large, staggering chicken.

Yar created the world four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yar, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yar, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Yar's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Yar's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.