Fubzenmonsan is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, resourceful yak.

Fubzenmonsan created dark energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubzenmonsan, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fubzenmonsan, he will be mildly annoyed.

Fubzenmonsan's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Fubzenmonsan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Fubzenmonsan on top of all buildings.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.