Belljapjat is a god.

He takes the form of a small, caring cobra.

Belljapjat created matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Belljapjat, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Belljapjat, he will send minions to preach to you.

Belljapjat's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Belljapjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near porpoises.

2. Never laugh in the presence of snakes.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Do not dye your hair violet.