Fidlambim is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, awe-inspiring fox.

Fidlambim created tapeworms three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidlambim, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fidlambim, it will turn you into a duck.

Fidlambim's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Fidlambim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Foxes are not to be trusted.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.