Armfemyat is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, fast wyrm.

Armfemyat created time and space two billion years ago.

If you believe in Armfemyat, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Armfemyat, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Armfemyat's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Armfemyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Armfemyat on top of all buildings.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Never play with disobedient children.