Linyog is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, tranquil cat.

Linyog created vertebrates two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Linyog, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Linyog, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Linyog's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Linyog's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.