Hotmigvenhin Hivrullcab is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, omniscient bee.

Hotmigvenhin Hivrullcab created the planet Venus three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hotmigvenhin Hivrullcab, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hotmigvenhin Hivrullcab, it will turn you into a rock.

Hotmigvenhin Hivrullcab's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Hotmigvenhin Hivrullcab's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into cyan rooms.

2. Always help tapirs in need.

3. Always look after injured moths.

4. You must never eat peas.

5. Do not listen to music.