Hudlogdud is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, benevolent jackal.

Hudlogdud created the Sol system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hudlogdud, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hudlogdud, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Hudlogdud's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Hudlogdud's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Hudlogdud's priests.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

5. Retreat if seven mites approach from the south.