Rullartcut is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, boastful dove.

Rullartcut created tapeworms two million years ago.

If you believe in Rullartcut, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rullartcut, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Rullartcut's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Rullartcut's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat limes.

2. Rullartcut loves rats, so they must be respected.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always look after injured swans.