Vegmidwat is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, idiotic wyrm.

Vegmidwat created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegmidwat, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vegmidwat, it will turn you into a mole.

Vegmidwat's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Vegmidwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vegmidwat.

3. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Pray towards the north.