Nibwitceb is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, boastful ant.

Nibwitceb created an atom two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibwitceb, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Nibwitceb, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Nibwitceb's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Nibwitceb's Holy Commandments

1. Always help voles.

2. Retreat if eight gulls approach from the south.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not trade with those who eat beans.