Kamnegkop is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, boastful centaur.

Kamnegkop created Europe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kamnegkop, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kamnegkop, he will turn you into a tree.

Kamnegkop's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Kamnegkop's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always look after injured shrews.

3. Never feed peanuts to mites while wearing gray rings.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

5. Never run in holy places.