Sidhadtafjen is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, awesome fox.

Sidhadtafjen created bats seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidhadtafjen, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sidhadtafjen, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Sidhadtafjen's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Sidhadtafjen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sidhadtafjen.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Sidhadtafjen.