Getfasflat is a god.

It takes the form of a small, merciful goat.

Getfasflat created life four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getfasflat, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Getfasflat, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Getfasflat's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Getfasflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Never talk about bats.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Getfasflat on top of all buildings.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.