Busjipgadquag is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, omniscient deer.

Busjipgadquag created the Virgo Supercluster five million years ago.

If you believe in Busjipgadquag, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Busjipgadquag, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Busjipgadquag's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Busjipgadquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

2. Always help sick foxes.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.