Botcennelljip is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, bad-tempered cow.

Botcennelljip created gold eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Botcennelljip, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Botcennelljip, she will destroy your favourite star.

Botcennelljip's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Botcennelljip's Holy Commandments

1. Botcennelljip must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never sing near birds.

4. Never eat bananas.

5. Never talk about comets.