Gadominbagvanmigquatcinmit is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, fussy fish.

Gadominbagvanmigquatcinmit created carbon three million years ago.

If you believe in Gadominbagvanmigquatcinmit, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gadominbagvanmigquatcinmit, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Gadominbagvanmigquatcinmit's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Gadominbagvanmigquatcinmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gadominbagvanmigquatcinmit.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Feed all hungry foxes.