Af is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, annoying snake.

Af created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Af, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Af, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Af's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Af's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not listen to music.