Duntagbadwee Bednarlzag is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, witty human.

Duntagbadwee Bednarlzag created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Duntagbadwee Bednarlzag, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Duntagbadwee Bednarlzag, she will turn you into a rat.

Duntagbadwee Bednarlzag's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Duntagbadwee Bednarlzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never talk about fire.