Quamhastaf is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, wise
hamster.
Quamhastaf created energy twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Quamhastaf, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Quamhastaf, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Quamhastaf's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.
Quamhastaf's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt swans.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Never go into violet rooms.