Queegrenfum is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, contented zebra.

Queegrenfum created time and space nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Queegrenfum, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Queegrenfum, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Queegrenfum's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Queegrenfum's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight titanium sculptures of Queegrenfum on top of important buildings.

2. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

5. Do not shave your feet.