Yarpcambus is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, uncaring bird.

Yarpcambus created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpcambus, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yarpcambus, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Yarpcambus' most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Yarpcambus' Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Yarpcambus.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Do not kill monkeys.

5. Do not shave your hands.